seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via mooncosmicpowermakeup)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via dean-n-thelastcenturion)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via mainsk)

"For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life."

Lavon Curtis (via coffeekaling)

(Source: spiritualseeker, via arigataou)

Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

(Source: skate-l0w, via arigataou)